((OOC: It's very lengthy, I admit; rediculously lengthy. But I felt compelled to supply a decent reason for Valin bumbling off into the Land of the Dead. And I had a little fun with it too.))
The land grew bleaker and bleaker as Valin passed further into the Land of the Dead. As the dwarf traveled along a gnarled path, bordered on either side with black thistle-thorns, night seemed to have fallen. But the darkness seemed to pass too swiftly. Valin was unsure if the sun had fallen or was stolen by a faintly flowing curtain in the sky. Cackling black birds glided high above.
Thankfully for Valin, dwarves were a most resistant race; resilient to many forms of magics, poisons, and spirits. If he were any less ignorant of the gathering peril, the fine hairs on him would have stood on end, and a most terrible dread would have sent him running. Invisible chasms of apparitions sprouted nearby; the ghosts coyly swirled about, conversing and speculating. The gray soil of the land swirled in tiny twisters of pain.
Calloused hands reached inside a leather pocket; Valin looked over his map for the dozenth time in the past hour. Though he was certainly foolish and altogether ignorant, Valin had a plan—or more of a lulling purpose driven by hearsay and songs and trickery.
“Along the bank o' 'Willow Ridge' and down,” Valin murmured to himself; glancing to and fro,
“this way and left on this dag 'Frozen Path'. Then a wee fort with two stories up and. . . twelve down.” Valin gulped,
“That blusterin' bloot rogue had better be right about this or I take his dag eyes and show him this tower is not ta be found!” The “plans” were for Valin to follow Mr. Trenten's (as the rogue called himself) map to the “Bottomless Tower”.
It is not bottomless, far from it! Valin thought,
These men dun' even know deep until they see my home. A league strait down into ole' Ashen Hill would show 'em! Mr. Trenten had told Valin of his recent escape of the Bottomless Tower the night before over a few strong ales and whisky toasts:
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The thief traveled with a small party of men (ten, as he claimed) into Dori'ba, the Land of the Dead. Their quest was to unlock Rondell's Box. Rondell's Box was rumored to be a small chest that weighed more than most men could ever dream of lifting (much less carrying). Inside were untold riches, for Rondell was a great Elven king from long, long ago. There were countless stories and opinions over how the king and a few of his servants traveled to the Land of the Dead, but there was one view more popular—yet no more likely true—than the rest. There was an old short song that told of it, and Mr. Trenten, garbed in a black cloak and thin gloves, sang it for the dwarf.
The old Elf king Rondell
Carried a magic box with glee
Into the deep deep well
And took with him trustees
Back then Dori'ba was well
The king sought to see
What was within and fell
And dropped his magic key
His soul is mine to sell
Just you wait and see
For if you speak “Rondell”
The more and more his fee
“So you see,” the rogue spoke to Valin while his hands twitched and shuffled, “every time somone speaks 'Rondell' the more and more riches gather within the chest!”
“But the box is wee? And is this dag place a well or a tower?” asked Valin
“Both. And yes the chest is small, but it is
very heavy. It is told that the box has no bottom at all. The strongest one of our men could barely carry it. But alas, he was slain along with the rest of my party. We fought for all we could, but there were too many. . .” the man trailed off as his eyes drifted off into blackness.
“Too many what?” Valin shouted, pounding the table the two sat at, in the corner of a candlelit tavern.
“They were bones, nothing but bones and they carried swords; walking and screeching. They were terrible! They killed many of us at first. But there was a wizard with us, and he cast a great light. They fled and so did we. We carried the chest with us too! Oh, how it shimmered in the dark!” Trenten lowered his voice and leaned close to Valin, “We made it all the way up to the top. And even out the door. Then they were upon us! I don't remember anything after that for a while. When I woke, there were skeletons all around me, but they did not kill me!”
Valin blinked, slapped himself on the forehead, and leaned back in his musty chair, chuckling to himself. And all he could say was,
“I have been conversin' with o' mad man this whole night?” “No, no! Listen! They could not touch me, for I had this.” the rogues eyes danced about the room skittishly, and he pulled a black key from his cloth sleeve.
“Hrmph!” “Here! I'll show you! Take the key,” the man whispered, “and break it. Just don't do it too loudly. Quickly now, I need to show you!”
Valin took the key with a sigh and leaned to the floor. Slipping the key under his chair leg, Valin twisted hard:
Snap! The strange metal broke in two.
“Now, give the pieces to me!” and Valin did, “Now watch!” he said with a strange glow in his eyes.
Mr. Trenten set the two pieces on the table and pressed them together; then he let them sit. For many flickers of the candle they waited; Valin felt dumb, but drank on. The ale tasted of something awful, and so the dwarf mixed it with whiskey. His nose burned and his throat throbbed. The candlelight showed grim on Valin's face, for he felt he may break the man's back, take his key, and shove the halves in both of Trenten's shifty eyes.
“It's not working!” the man looked up and shook his head; Valin was beginning to feel murderous.
Then, when the two looked down at the table the key was whole again! Valin declared that he was Mr. Trenten's good partner after that, and he sat dumbfounded for minutes, mouth agape. Treasure gleamed brightly in every dwarve's dreams; but magic treasure? Valin could taste the silver on his lips as he bit coins as big as his palm. He sat with a wide grin for quite some time.
“There! That's your proof, and the chest is sitting right outside the door of that tower. All you have to do is pick it up and bring it back.”
“Now what kind o' fool would come ta think Rondy's Box is still stittin' there?” “Well, I sat and watched them for a bit, before I ran off that is. And I noticed that they didn't come near me nor the chest. They were scared of it. In fact, one of the creatures nearly backed into the chest and then jumped away from it like its life—or what magic have you—depended on it!
“Bring that box back and I can open it!”
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Valin stumbled over a rock and overturned a flat scorpion. It crawled off into the gray haze. The air had grown thick around the winding path. Not a mist, but a strange hue touched the sky like wreathing fingertips closing together in a fine web. Valin folded the map neatly and tucked it back into its place. Had his blood not been so warm and his skin so thick, Valin would have taken more notice to the chilly gusts that blew cruel across the ghastly landscape.
Gray; all was
gray.
Valin looked to his left and stopped suddenly. He saw a pale man with bare arms and legs. He stood before a cross and wore a strange hat. Valin squinted and felt cool sweat on his palms.
Before he stepped off the Frozen Path, the dwarf scoured the flattening lands for a tower, and found none; only crumbled structures, completely destroyed long ago.
Valin was weary enough of the stranger to draw his sword as he approached. The steel sliding out of the scabbard on the dwarf's back didn't carry the same crisp sound it usually did. It seemed muffled by wicked things just beyond mortal eyes.