Had the idiot actually answered the challenge? Watching the fat pincushion of a human male mouth the words that she so hated and reviled, Vex was tempted to answer yes. Tempted because she knew that though colossal morons did, in fact, exist they were a rather shifty, rude, stupid bunch that did not pay in solid gold coins that could be chewed on. They also didn't live in luxurious mansions whose doors were fitted for -troll- bodyguards, whose oaken desks were lined with gold and whose windows were made of clear, nigh-unshatterable crystal. Colossal morons also couldn't tell real alcohol from the crud they served at a pissing hole. This one could. He had surprisingly good taste in refreshments. Vex had been much obliged on more than one occasion.
All of this information forced Vex to come to one conclusion, and one conclusion only: her employer was clearly joking. He couldn't have possibly meant what he was implying. Wait... now saying.... and now demanding. Assassins, by trade and nature, were
not fighters by proxy. They were
not warriors, combatants, knights, unholy paladins and et cetera, et cetera. They were
assassins. They
assassinated their targets by stealth, guile and the occasional stroke of good luck. Anyone who believed an assassin to be a formidable physical warrior would be quite more than correct. Anyone who believed an assassin to be a match for any of- say- the forementioned groups they would be labeled the village idiot.
"I'm quite serious." Balding (that was what Vex called him in her head, in reality he had some long, no doubt noble title that could trace his lineage several generations backwards, forwards and side-by-side) told her, his voice and manner betraying no intricate game of dice, a gamble at fate or a sudden whimsy that some (more intelligent nobles) were so prone to. He was serious.
And Vex knew, in her heart and head, that she was speaking with the village idiot. His noble mien, presence of proper grooming had made her initially believe him to be something of a proper patron. His utter inability to figure out simple sums should have alerted her to something being quite wrong but she had hoped. Hoped in vain, apparently, for while his trials and contracts were easily fulfilled and exceeded the man himself was hopelessly thick. Vex was rather surprised she had not already slit his throat and tried to take his fortune. Her good conduct probably had something to do with boredom. Or so she hoped. As of recent note she seemed to have been... changing. Less liable to drink, less liable to carouse and constantly, constantly, constantly
thinking. It was a rather annoying frame of mind, one she normally abhorred. Still abhorred, actually.
"Your wish is my command oh great master of a thousand suns," (that rather extreme use of honorifics should have probably also alerted her to her employer's nature) Vex intoned lowly. And instead of becoming a bat, swishing her cloak ominously or doing any of the thousand things that the idiot no doubt expected her to do, Vex just walked out the door.
And then slammed it.
v.v.v.v.v.v
They went separately, hiree and hired, to the Battlestands- officially it was because Vex needed to gather her energies so as to be able to strike her opponent down with one blow, un-officially it was because Vex was considering whether or not this particular battle deserved the presence of the Warlord. The Warlord might be able to handle this particular hurdle without much trouble, indeed it would be almost no trouble whatsoever but Vex herself was unamused by the notion. Whenever she wore the helm of the Banshee she found pieces of lost self and the pieces
hurt. So away she shoved them, and away they went. Useless fragments of a life long gone and a life long past.
She gazed at her mace, her armor, her potion. Was it enough. Did she need more?
Ah, fudge it. She didn't care anymore. Things were... changing. Too fast for her. Too fast, perhaps, for anyone. There was war in the air, blood on the wind and the images of the Fell deep in the hearts and soul of all. For Evil, and she had seen the signs and watched their movements, was on the move. This small battle, small task was nothing. She could try to ride this wave, try and ride it until her goal was complete and she could fall down and die again. But that was later. Much later. Reaching down, she plucked her helm up from the ground and placed it on her head.
The Warlord walked out, mace in hand.
Shouting, excitement. Her visage was -changed- when she wore this helm. She saw the downed troll, the spittle-incensed nobleman who was her employer but would be her employer no longer once this battle was through. She raised her mace and pointed at her opponent. She dared not speak, in fear of unleashing the banshee. It was a primitive but powerful magic. But the Warlord's body spoke volumes anyways. The crowd roared.
Come