Soo..here is your starting out money..the rest will be given when the task is done Said Tilly "Two Toes" to johann, tilly was at the head of a thriving theft,robbery, & assassination guild. She wanted for johann to distract the guards around the bank for five-teen minutes, he accepted Okay, two-toes, just know the right person tilly left the room with her guards, stumbling becasue her lost toes.

Dawn, the next day johann knocked on the door, the person behind was a eccentric gnome mage by the name of Cecil Amragash..or CC. Amreagash, despite him having no middle name. Cecil slowly screaked the door open his head poked around, his eys darted and he snappedWHO are you!? Johann knew what to do, cecil didn't reconize him, obviously, so johann just lefted the start-out wage of two-toes and said calmly said One-fifty crown..I have a task for you Cecil accepted, the die have been cast.

Johann looked up at the city clock 11:59....he had a stolen hourglass to compare five-teen minutes with..then all guards charged towards the east, everything that could catch fire was raining, along with fire, a perfect distraction. At that moment he saw a group of people with a cart, veiled walking into the bank, two brutes were loading up the cart. Johann laughed as he saw a wayward flaming chicken slam into the cobble stone with enough force that the cobblestone cracked and feathers blew out in a large radius, then he looked at the hourglass.... five more minutes. At the time johann was being amused by burning chickens, two blocks east cecil was being arrested, and a patrol of five guards were comming towards the bank, Then johann noticed, pulling out both of his weapons, hoping to god that tilly's guild, or someone else, whould help him.

Kitsu dug her dagger into the crack beneath the window frame and window sill, she was hanging upside-down from the roof and clinging on with her tail whilst forcing the window open with her rather small weapon. She fumbled about for a bit an then the dagger managed to squeeze between the gap, normally she wouldn't be doing this at this time in the day but she was hungry and there wasn’t anybody around. The sudden sound of something impacting hard caught her by surprise and she dropped the dagger, she looked round and saw some kind of fire spell being cast.

Kitsu looked down at the ground and spotted the dagger just in front of the doorstep, she dropped down to snatched it up and start over again but as she reached for it she heard the sound of marching, several guards were heading in the direction of the fire, Kitsu immediately grabbed the dagger and dashed round the corner breathing heavily.
"Way too close," she muttered looking round.
She spied a person in the middle of the street a little way off from her watching the chaos with slight amusement, and then he noticed something and drew two weapons.

Kitsu watched him and then felt something poke her in the shoulder; she looked up and noticed a spear wielding guard glaring at her.
"What're you doing here?" He asked "no place for little girls."
Kitsu glared at him, and her eyes suddenly turned red and her hair became violet, the next thing the guard knew his spear was in two, there was a throbbing pain on his arm and Ashi had knocked him out with a kick to the head.
"Never trust a kid to get out of anywhere on your own," she sighed.
She looked up and saw more guards rushing in the direction of the bank, one or two had seen her take out the first one.

"Hey you!"
"Oh brother,"
Ashi snatched up her dagger and held it backwards in her left hand, she ran forwards, disarmed the first guard and pushed her dagger through his chest, and then hurled the body into the path of the second one tripping him up.
"Maybe you’d live longer if you didn't keep fighting people you're no match for," she advised the guard before stabbing him in the back.

Johann was relived, he didn't come out and attack the guards, but all he knew was that there were only three guards left. He charged the group of guards, his fist-axe dug intothe third guard's knee cap, but the guard beat him to the groud that exact moment, he dropped his sword screaming in pain. Johhan picked up the fallen sword and threw it at a incominng guard's heel, he two fell down immobilized, in great pain. Johann laughed, the first guard breathing heavily, kneeling, johhan quickly stabbed him into the spine while bent down, he died with out a final word, The second one was injured, but he was now longer dazed, johann tryed to disarm his swoard, but he soon found his left hand bleeding heavily. And thought cut, that move distracted the guard and plunged his dagger above the guards groin, into a major vein, or so he was told, the guard swiped with his sword, missed and fell down. When the cat demon thing was finished with her guard johann sighed and slightly relaxed.

But then, three more guards, escourting cecil across the square into prison noticed the guard corpses, and the one at the lead said the formal halt and they charged the cat...thing a johann, but idioticly left cecil alone, who quickly blasted them down. The guards didn't last long, but there was one problem, Johann was injured and he also thought the cat-demon thing was too, they had to get medical treatment, or healed other wise, with out being arrested. Ohh..nurse..this wound on my hand is the product of slaughterin' guards johann sarcasticly thought of the line addresed to a nure and laughed, but cecil quickly snapped, innterupting johann inner comentary,WHERE is my MONEY!! puttin pressure onto his hand he calmed down cecil See me t'morrow and cecill soon left, still agitated he went up the the cat-demon thing and introduced him self Heya, 'don't mind 'im...im johann, and you misuses?

Ashi looked up in case of any more guards heading her way, for now it appeared that they'd headed her advice and stayed away from her at least and were now getting cut down by the person she'd seen before. She hung by and watched to see exactly what this person could do, as she watched she heard more running from behind her, not guards this time but a few locals who thought they could help defeat her and the stranger.
"Fools,"
Within a second Ashi had splintered the nearest person's makeshift weapon, which happened to be a broom and kicked him to the ground. She looked up at the rest who backed away and ran off.
"Thought so," Ashi muttered and turned back to see the other man finish off his guards.

She stowed her dagger away about to walk off when she spotted more guards currently arresting some kind of short mage who had started the fire, they saw her, the stranger and the dead guards, put two and two together and charged. Ashi whipped out her dagger ready for them but the mage blasted them down from behind, they fell down mere meters away from them, Ashi looked down, surprised and a little disappointed.
"WHERE is my MONEY!!" The little man demanded.
"See me t'morrow," the stranger replied.

The mage walked off satisfied, Ashi glanced up at him as he left, and she never thought mages would sink as low as to training gnomes.
"Heya, 'don't mind 'im...im johann, and you misuses?" The stranger said, despite no longer being a stranger.
Ashi turned her gaze to him but her expression didn't change. "Nice to meet you," she said stowing her dagger away "just call me Ashi."
She turned her attention to the faint traces of the firework display the mage had started.
"So, what's all this in aid of?" She asked calmly.

Despite his normal xenophobia, he was relived by this cat-thing with an odd name, comforted even, she had told johann that her name was ashi, johann scilently sniggered to himself because he belived ashi was a rice dish...thing. He looked up at her Well,we need ta go to the 'ospital, or a medic of some sort with out gettin' inta more trouble, aye misuses ? he paused for a moment, thinking and continued, looking at the clock I paid that 'ittle bugger to distracted the guards, because I was paid to distract the guards fer five-teen minutes, 's been twentty minutes, I believe there here now... he cotinued, they had a full cart, and pertenting to be merchants from the desert, they quickly gave johann the huge sac of crowns and quickly moved away. Johann looked at her and smugly said 'Ell, my bleedin' almost stopped, I actually thing we don't need a medic... he dropped the cloth that mas covering his wound on his hand, revealing a mess of dried up blood on his hand, he waved his hand in the air just to make sure and continued Ya want ta 'ave a bite to eat? I know a couple good places..you 'urt ..ashi? he scilently laughed about her name, So, why the 'ell you here any way, misuses? Ya need a 'elp? he looked around, for a moment, and sniffed the air, Think 'at roast vendor makin' a runaound a coup blocks, shuld be 'ere soon. and stared cleaning hit hand and waepons whith a dirty rag. whistleing a vague tune, singing under his breath, sounding like a typical folk song or somthing along that line, but then, tim, a old friend of his came panting. He remembered his odd yawning habit Heyy hann, heard you where hereah, umm, I have some news, ya know yer sistah? Johann immediatly stoped singing and whistling and consernly said
Yes?
She Killed herahhself, She wahhs ahhperently lonely
Johann started a conversation to himself, in a low tone, not crying but reasuring himself, tim left, and quickly asked the rice-named-cat-demon-thing, taking his attention off the matter Sooo, Lunch.....?

Ashi glanced over at the stranger slightly confused, the way he spoke made it extremely hard to understand what he was saying. But she had managed to understand something about a medic in his case at least. The only blood on Ashi was the guard's blood.
"I paid that 'ittle bugger to distracted the guards, because I was paid to distract the guards fer five-teen minutes, 's been twenty minutes, I believe there here now..."
"Err, what?" Ashi was even more confused than before, something about money and distracting.

Well the money part was right anyway, because the party of people passing by passed him a ck presumably filled with the stuff.
"Let me guess," Ashi said attempting to interpret "They paid you to pay him to start a distraction so they could steal from the local bank?" She hoped the answer would be understandable enough.

"Ya want ta 'ave a bite to eat? I know a couple good places...you ‘urt ...ashi?" The man suddenly sniggered at her name.
Ashi shot him a warning glare.
"why the 'ell you here any way, misuses?" the man asked "Ya need a 'elp?"
"No thanks," Ashi said "let's just say some people are more clumsy than they'd like to admit," she'd have liked to have shot an accusing glare at Kitsu but neither of them were ever around at the same time. "Sorry, but is there something funny?"

Johann sighed, he was slightly annoyed at ths person, who was almost oblivious how people actually talk Nah, it nothin', thought your name was a type a kebab or Rice dish...er....somthin'...and yes, I was paid by that tilly two-toes, leadrer of that banditry fer dummies guild, as ya see i'm lackin a bit of money, tilly was the person paid me, the little bugger that summoned the flamin' chickens and 'hatnot...'is name is cecil a inventor of 'ery little renown, I.. guess, i'll be goin' now, tryin' a way fer more money now...ashi.. he never was one for speaches, but he was good at explainations & exaggerations, especially towards guards. He bent over stipped one guard of his clothes, armour, and money, the latter part he did to all corpses, he dreesed up, tabard and all, put the dagger and fist axe consealed, was self contemplating a plan, and then said to the rice cat demon Noticed that 'is guard spoke like me, also 'e had the armor in the best condition.. and he picked up the fallen guards spear, tied up the guards courspe, wich he dressed and explained further I gotta plant, Ya wanna join me? he laughed, 75 crown total of the dead guard's pocket, fined money, he didn't want to seem like a vigilante, takin from the rich or goverment, then gving it back to the poor, so he kept it If ya don't come you 'ave a lot a corpses to hide, if ya do, 'et into a suit, betcha they 'll fit a misuses like yoy, yer helm...should...cover yer ears, so, if not lunch, you wanna try 'is?, it 'll be interestin' hetied up the courspes hands, ate some of thier rations in one of the guards packages, okay for lunch, and prepared his plan further

In simple terms, a thief, Ashi thought as she listened to the man's explanation and what the heck is a kebab?
She watched the man steal the corpses' possetions and even put on one set of armor. She looked up at him questionably.
"Noticed that 'is guard spoke like me," he said as though this explained everything "also 'e had the armor in the best condition...”
"If you say so," Ashi replied briefly.

"I gotta plant, Ya wanna join me?" He asked before laughing briefly.
"If it involves breaking into high security areas single handed then you'll need all the help you can get," she said glancing at the corpses.
"If ya don't come you 'ave a lot a corpses to hide," he warned "if ya do, 'et into a suit, betcha they 'll fit a misuses like yoy, yer helm...should...cover yer ears, so, if not lunch, you wanna try 'is?, it 'll be interestin'"
Ashi took on a taken aback look and glanced down at the corpses the man had piled together, most of them, at least the ones she'd taken out, had heavily damaged armor and blood all over them.
"Perfectly honestly," she said "I'd rather wear mud."

However she bent down and picked the helm off the nearest guard's head weighing it in her hands, it was certainly big enough to hide her ears but would probably crush them at the same time. She put it aside and tried on a pair of gauntlets, they felt heavy and wasn't what she liked to use at all.
This is why I never envied guards, she thought picking up the rest of the armor. Once she'd finished it was hard to tell if she was male or female from a distance, but she did make a note of keeping her same cold glare, she left the weapons behind and hid her dagger inside the boot of her left leg.
"Okay then," she said "What's this plan of yours?"

Johann sighed, preparing for a long speech My plan, is this: they wench that 'ired me, tilly two toes, has quite a bounty on her head, nab 'er and some of 'er cromies, along with all that stoled gold, police rewarding us like we just saved a baby froma burnin' fire, then he nab up that gnome, for extra gold, us takin' these uniforms so they'll play more inta our plot, and I belive that these uniforms could sell some of the market he smiled and added If ya 'ave any idea, tell me, we'll be rich he smiled, this was, in own way, to build up his personal memorial to his dead sister he didn't even know, he knew that they had to sell the armor before turning in those guys at the police station and they had to keep them while escourting them And we can mess 'round with some folks it seemed the perfect get-rich-before-any-guards-notice-you schemes, but he depended it, and trusted Think it 'll work, ashi? getting over his comical,initial understanding, just then he heard a guards voice behind himEY!, you there? Who are you, 'at happened? johann went bugeyed and replied Umm, this is recruit...pilaf.. He trailed off a bit pointing at ashiand im new too.. im recruit kebab the guard didn't reacted much, he just went on, saying he was gonna eat then come back to help clean up the mess. johhan was twitchy, and nervous , but he soon stopped, with comic relief Shall we start, mistress pilaf? he laughed counted stolen money, and prayed for more, thsi better work




((lol ^_^; continue recruit pilaf))

The stranger gave a sigh and looked like he was resigning himself to the worst, Ashi didn't try to hide the slight satisfaction on her face.
"My plan, is this: they wench that 'ired me, tilly two toes, has quite a bounty on her head, nab 'er and some of 'er cromies, along with all that stoled gold, police rewarding us like we just saved a baby froma burnin' fire, then he nab up that gnome, for extra gold, us takin' these uniforms so they'll play more inta our plot, and I belive that these uniforms could sell some of the market," he explained in the same primative language that Ashi could hardly understand, but she got the just of it "If ya 'ave any idea, tell me, we'll be rich" he finished.
Ashi gave a smile of her own, but it was one with barely anything behind it. It was a double-crossing plan, turning in the ones who paid you to do your job then turn in the ones you paid.

"And we can mess 'round with some folks" he added as an afterthought "Think it 'll work, ashi?"
"I think it'll be very amusing to watch," Ashi replied with a hint of amusement in her voice.
She glanced behind Johann and saw another guard running towards them, she resisted the urge to draw her dagger and gut him instantly.
"EY!, you there? Who are you, 'at happened?" He spoke almost exactly the same way at Johann.
Oh come on, Ashi thought feeling slightly annoyed I've been sealed away for 1000 years not sent to a different dimension.
"Umm, this is recruit...pilaf..." Johann lied expretly, but Ashi still looked over at him, she hoped Pilaf wasn't intended as an insult "and im new too.. im recruit kebab"

Ashi ignored what most of the guard said, she would have preffered to kill him and not wearing any armor, she never had done and she certainly would never do so again.
"Shall we start, mistress pilaf?" Johaan said laughing as he counted the money in his hand.
"If you like," Ashi said "and don't call me that."
Humans

Johann aughed at her responce, and said Don't worry, pilaf is just a rice dish. he laughed at him, and started walking, the heavy plate boots weighed each foot, making his walking slightly reminiscent of a bird, but he knew that the armor was necessary for this, they entered the area around tilly two toes, it was obvious, to say the least, but they knocked at the guild's centered builing, immediately novice bandits attacked them, but johann and the demon quickly dispatched them, an entered, apperently, everyone in this guild quickly knew that there were "guards" here he whispered into the demons ear Try to seem 'ormal as possible jhann cleared his throat and produced a parchment paper, which on the front end was clearly written I.O.U. 25 crown and said Hmm, it says 'ere that you all, are under arrest my the Lómëdor Constable Department and we request that we see Tilly "two-toes" Sanguine. he rolled up the parchment, no-one responded to this at first, execpt the minor thieves, who panicked, but soon even the most veteran assassins had his eys darting in anxiety, the majority ran, but some stayed and kissed up, kneeling, johann kicked one guy as hard as could with his boot and shouted 'ERE IS SHE! the four kneeling quickly pointed to molded, worn out door on the other side of the room.

Johann entered the room, tilly two toes was alone, she glumly said, take me dead, i'll tell you where the cart is She almost caught johann defences down but mainicly shouted When IM DEAD! and attacked johann and the demon.

Pathetic Ashi thought as soon as she saw the group of bandits.
A few minor bandits ran forwards, Ashi's eyes narrowed and she lashed out catching one in the stomach and sending him over, she then drew her dagger and cut down another one, kicking the body aside. It was soon clear that these armatures were no match for Ashi and her companion, who had unrolled some parchment.
"Hmm, it says 'ere that you all, are under arrest my the Lómëdor Constable Department and we request that we see Tilly "two-toes" Sanguine."

Ashi glanced at the parchment, whatever was written on it was way too short to really say that but there was no way Johann had managed to get a genuine one. One of the timid bandits pointed towards a door and they walked over to it, Ashi barely glanced at the person inside, who she assumed was Tilly two toes.
"take me dead, i'll tell you where the cart is" she said, Ashi was unimpressed, how could a person like this lead a gang of thugs.
Ashi drew her dagger again and held it ready.
"When IM DEAD!"
Tilly ran at the tow of them, catching Johann by surprise but Ashi's reactions were lighting fast, she ran in front of Johann and raised her foot, catching Tilly in the chest and knocking her down, hopefully winding her.